The seven dwarves visit Rome and are invited to take an audience with the
pope.  After a prayer the pope tells them to ask questions.

Dopey: "Can we ask any question we like?"

Pope:  "Yes, certainly."

Dopey: "Are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

Pope:  "No I don't belive there are."

Dopey: "Well are there any dwarf nuns in Europe?"

Pope:  "No I'm afraid not Dopey."

Meanwhile the other dwarves start to snigger,

Dopey: "Are there any dwarf nuns in the World?"

Pope:  "No I'm afraid not, I don't believe we have any dwarven nuns in the
       world."

Now the other dwarves are rolling about on the floor chanting "DOPEY
FUCKED A PENGUIN! DOPEY FUCKED A PENGUIN!