Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came
to some tracks. The first blond said "These look like deer
tracks," and the other one  said, "No, they look like moose
tracks." They argued and argued for a while and they were
still arguing when
the train hit  them.
 
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door
of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to
get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat
hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her
friend said anxiously, "Hurry up!  It's starting to rain and
the top is down."

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a
redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an
English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in
first, the redhead second.  The blonde woman finally
reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived
with blankets and coffee she remarked, "I don't want to
complain, but I think those other two girls used their
arms." 

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She tripped over the cordless phone.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted
to makeup her mind.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened
around the home, she moved.

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front
of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.

What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

Why can't blondes be pharmacists? 
Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade.  Who has the
biggest breasts?
The blonde, because she's 18.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What's the definition of eternity?
4 blondes at a 4-way stop.

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
An air pocket.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
"This Goes In Front."

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look!! Donut seeds!
 SHE WAS SOOOOO BLONDE THAT...
 -She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
 -She thought a quarterback was a refund.
 -She tripped over the cordless phone.
 -She put lipstick on her forehead because she
  wanted to make up her mind.
 -She told someone to meet her at the corner of
 "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
 -She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
 -At the bottom of the application where is says
  "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
 -If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
 -When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around
 the home, she moved.
 -She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure
  out that she could use it at night.
 -When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said,
  "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".
 -She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because
  it said "Concentrate".
 -Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too
  hard to retrain.
 -What do you call 9 blondes in a circle? A dope ring.
 -Why can't blondes be pharmacists? Because they
  can't figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.
 -What's the definition of eternity? 4 blondes at a
  4 way stop.
 -Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
 "Toe goes in first".
 -What did the blonde say when she looked into
  the box of Cheerios?
  "OH LOOK!!! Donut seeds.