IVY LEAGUE LIGHTBULB JOKES
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How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.

How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None---Hanover doesn't have electricity.

How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but  s/he gets six credits for it.

How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six---one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None---New Haven looks better in the dark.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One---s/he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.