I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
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Politician, n.:
        From the Greek "poly" ("many") and the French "tete" ("head" or "face,"
as in "tete-a-tete": head to head or face to face).  Hence "polytetien", a
person of two or more faces.
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Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
        If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
Corollary:
        If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you
        live.
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How do you tell if a blonde's been using your computer?
There's white out on the CRT.
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Pro : Con :: Progress : Congress
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California, n.:
        From Latin "calor", meaning "heat" (as in English "calorie" or Spanish
"caliente"); and "fornia'" for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication."  Hence:
Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex."
                -- Ed Moran
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